It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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