all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
