Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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