I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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