Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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