Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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