Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
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Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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