Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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