the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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