Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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