He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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