I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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