How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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