I want to walk on stilts...naked
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
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this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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