Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
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The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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