she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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