are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the condom got lost in my hair
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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