Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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