Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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