hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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