Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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