I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I think I just sharted jello shots
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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