How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
