Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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