Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
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I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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