pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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