It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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