and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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