My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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