Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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