Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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