I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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