Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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