I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
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An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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