Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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