are you so shy because you have an std?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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