I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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