Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
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I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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