I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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