I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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