I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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