So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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