ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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