i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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