I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
So. Much. Porn.
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