girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
How's work?
Spinning.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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