I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
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He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
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How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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