Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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