i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
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Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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