And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Found your dick twin last night
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Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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