apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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