How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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