Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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