She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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