I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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