Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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