just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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third nipple confirmed
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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