You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
how drunk are you?
Several
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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